It matters not he wasn't invited, he is going to gate crash it anyway.  

Maybe he is going to set up a few bugs on his phone too. 

Our everywhere PM has also given our cultural past a new breath of life.  

Apparently he is not keen on aborigines and called Mandela a "darkie". 

Excellent observation powers has our boy.

But his verbal stoush with Putin takes the prize. He will shirtfront him, for sure. It's on big time.

Tony will stop those pillaging hordes of communist spreading fear and disease in our country.

Imagine this - Tony Terrific has organised a public boxing match with Vlad. 

Ron Casey will be the referee, Normie Rowe will be singing the national anthem and Jackie Lambie is coursing the ring in a bikini with the round numbers. 

Tony's hairy chest and that horrible awkward gate followed by his sweating frame is enough to give anyone eye burn like a welding flash. 

Jackie Lambie in a bikini? Don't go there. 

The whole scenario is better than any great minds could orchestrate.

Not to be outdone. Andrew Stoner has decided to spend more time with his family! 

That reason is now a hummable tune in Macquarie street lately. 

There is a lot of stay at home ex pollies now!

Our very own Troy Grant will have his personality exposed now he has been given power.

I said before you cannot write comedy like but it gets better everyday.  

Number 96 has got nothing on this.

Colin Norris, Peak Hill.